Sunday, April 8

This Just in: 'In The Ten Commandments, I Performed All My Own Miracles'

Whenever people talk about The Ten Commandments, a
film I made 50 years ago with a fellow named Cecil B. DeMille, they go on and on about the impressive "special effects." So let me take this opportunity to set the record straight: I performed all my own miracles in that picture, so if you're going to praise someone, it should be me.

I'm not one to allow some punk editor to cut and paste me into the middle of a Red Sea I didn't part myself. I rode a chariot in Ben-Hur for Pete's sake, and you can be darn sure I'll channel God's power to move a little water about when I need to.

Oh, Moses, Moses, Moses...



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